After speaking with my legal counsel Mr. Katz I have decided to pull the plug on this blog. You see, starting on Friday and for the next three years, most of the noteworthy events in my life will occur as part of my professional duties as a medical resident. As such, the laws of patient confidentiality and the delirium of prolonged sleeplessness will likely conspire to prevent me from issuing any updates. Damn you HIPAA and 30+ hour shifts! I maintain the dim hope that I will still have time occasionally to read other Xangas and keep in touch with all you wonderful people, but if not please forgive me. I have greatly enjoyed blogging with you over the last nine months or so. It's been an absolute pleasure to share my frequently pointless and incredibly tangential thoughts with you. God bless.

I will leave you with a final admonition. Do not under any circumstances seek medical attention from this man:

I guarantee you he has no idea what he's doing. You have been warned.